Asian girls everywhere … UCLA.
is fat and she just asked for, “extra gravy” on her chicken parm.
I’m judging her so hard right now.
If another girl calls me her “Christian Grey”, I quit.
Rich, white, and 2% fat.
Fat-free American singles.
Black, bitter and preferably fair trade.
Aged 18 years and mixed with coke.
Thick, white and on the top.
Two warm slots and always in the kitchen.
Sitting on my face.
Able to fit at least 4.
Tied in a large bag and smuggled across Central America on the back of a donkey.
Short and nonsensical.